Ugh, I hate it when people say “Fuck the police”.
Don’t just fuck the police.
Take the police out on a couple dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious fondue. Make the police fall in love with you. Then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
(Source: parjars)
Anonymous
Well. Not everyone can be blessed with my comic genius.
I just put makeup on whoopdie fucking do after a shitton of products and half a killers album worth of my life I get to look not much different and lose the ability to touch my face.
Anonymous
You bet your sweet ass I’m chill.
Spoiler: I laughed so hard after typing that, I fell off the couch.
Anonymous
Okay. Okay then. Do I know you? I should know you. You read my posts. We talk. We make the friend. Yes. Good.
Anonymous
I’m like 98% sure that you are him.
Anonymous
You would know.
Anonymous
Just some asshole that talks at me sometimes. Yeah, yeah, sure you did.
(Source: ssk-analogmedium)
Anonymous
(good to know) is this fucking gregory
Anonymous
Oh so now you fuckin want one
OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!
…………………what the hell did i just see…..
She’s better than Peeta at the whole camouflage thing asdfjk
HOLY SHIT
Radioactive (Music Box Version) - Imagine Dragons
Well that took me 0.01 seconds to reblog
Eargasm
Oh my synesthesia is doing so many good fucking things right now.
