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  • Satan:

    [appears]

  • Satan:

    You can have anything you wan--

  • Me:

    LANGUAGE.

  • Satan:

    What?

  • Me:

    GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.

  • Satan:

    What the--?

  • Me:

    YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.

  • Satan:

    Wouldn't you rather have love or money?

  • Me:

    EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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